It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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