Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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