you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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