"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I have feelings that need drinking.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize