found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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