i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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