I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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