so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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