its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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