Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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