All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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