Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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