Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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