He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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