"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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