Swine flu. Run for my life!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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