Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I understand Curling. That high.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Randomize
