I only kidnapped one of them. chill
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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