I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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