Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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