READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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