O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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