16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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