I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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