Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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