We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
cat food counts as protein by the way
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Randomize
