just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i just google imaged poop.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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