Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i just made my gag reflex go away.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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