I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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