I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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