she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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