Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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