we're chasing vodka with high fives
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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