Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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