...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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