He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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