also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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