Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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