We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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