is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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