sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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