don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
