Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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