So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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