i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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