that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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