You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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