If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes