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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"

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  um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.

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• (805): View more from California

  In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.

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  And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation

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• (714): View more from California

  I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad

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• (716): View more from New York

  Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom

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