Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?