Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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