Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
it's great music for shaving your balls
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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