this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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