Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
God I need to hump something, right now.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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