Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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