dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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