You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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